The Confederacy of Free Fith Amus Cro is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.292 billion Free Fith Amus Croans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sollis. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Free Fith Amus Croan economy, worth 101 trillion crescents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 78,549 crescents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Sollis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Fith Amus Cro's national animal is the tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Fith Amus Cro is ranked 6,876^th in the world and 9^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,292.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.